What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?

It’s a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..

Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.

I guess it's just her way to curry favor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasdit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why did the Indian man cross the road?

To curry favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coleypoley13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why did the inmate keep smuggling in Indian food for corrections officers?

He wanted to curry favor with the guards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mstrchapl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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A coworker offered me Indian food today

I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmyfiddles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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Why did the sycophant open an Indian restaurant?

He wanted to curry favor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinylsage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2016
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Friend wasn't happy with recent Indian takeaway

I guess it didn't curry her favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthernMonkey10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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