Curbside Puns

A list of puns related to "Curbside"

True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Tinder is finally adjusting to the quarantine.

They've started offering curbside pickup.

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ May 22 2020
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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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👤︎ u/saltoftree
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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