Punstoppable

Crunchies Puns

A list of puns related to "Crunchies"

I really like bread that’s been heated until it’s dry and crunchy.

Synonym: Toast!

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Chemistry11
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
🚨︎ report
Its very crunchy
👍︎ 73
💬︎
👤︎ u/AlexxFruit
📅︎ Jun 20 2021
🚨︎ report
If my spouse makes a crunchy cup of coffee…

Is that grounds for divorce?

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/vocatan
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of fruit do ghosts like?

Boo berries

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/BigOrangeMichael119
📅︎ Oct 11 2021
🚨︎ report
Crunchy
👍︎ 123
💬︎
👤︎ u/gonnadoit4sure
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the incompetent baker open a sushi restaurant?

.

He was really good at making crunchy rolls.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
🚨︎ report
What's fast, loud and crunchy ?

A rocket chip

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
🚨︎ report
They just don’t taste right!
👍︎ 9k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Gacha_gurlOwO
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What is big, loud, and crunchy?

A rocketchip

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/myname69420
📅︎ May 15 2020
🚨︎ report
Crunchy roll with no ads! I got it for a great value 😂 v.redd.it/mrjjia7tfmu21
👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/Pablo014
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Japan And Spain Collaborate On New "Crunchy" Wine: Tempura-nillo news4sadpeople.com/post/1…
👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/sadrecipes
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
🚨︎ report
The last Big Mac I ate tasted terrible

I guess that explains why I got thrown out of the Apple store.

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Aug 21 2021
🚨︎ report
From my 5yo: What would aliens say if they came to Earth and started eating all the houses?

Mmm crunchy

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/bespokewoke
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
🚨︎ report
My date asked me to go back to her place for "a movie". I said sure.

She said, "How does popcorn sound?"

I said, "Crunchy."

👍︎ 51
💬︎
👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
🚨︎ report
My dad just dropped this on me while eating pancakes...

"What happens when you mix crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter? Crummy peanut butter!"

👍︎ 28
💬︎
👤︎ u/Thecallofrhino
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
🚨︎ report
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/Genin-Jenin
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.