Maybe I am derping my search, but is there a simple crossbar switch on a chip that I can use in prototyping and projects?

So I'm planning to dabble in home automation. I thought that it would be easy to start with automating the lights.

Since I have quite a lot of lights in my living room that work on a single circuit, I don't just want to replace all of them with hues. Instead, I would like to add one device that makes the whole circuit switch. There are some switches available, but it seems that there are only wall switches available. You need to replace one of the existing ones with the home automation one. This is cruel as I like the design and uniformity of my current switches. I don't want to put one in with a different design.

Instead, I'm looking for a wireless crossbar switch without a button that I can put inside the wall (in between the two switches that I currently have). Does this exist and where could I find one?

Last but not least, I'm currently considering the Alexa dot, so I would prefer an option that is compatible.

The crosshair of the E11-D is horrid, the triangle shape is ugly and it feels inaccurate. I was wondering, how much work would it take for a modder to switch just the crosshair to the more standard crosshair (the one that the A280, EL16 have)

Arsenal 3 - 1 Aston Villa

Arsenal scorers: Thomas Partey (23'), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (45+6'), Emile Smith Rowe (56')

Villa scorers: Jacob Ramsey (82')

Venue: Emirates Stadium, London, England

Referee: Craig Pawson

Arsenal:

Manager: Mikel Arteta (Spain)

Aston Villa:

Manager: Dean Smith (England)

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Real Sociedad 3 - 0 PSV Eindhoven

Sociedad scorers: Mikel Oyarzabal (43' pen., 62'), Alexander Sørloth (90+3')

Venue: Reale Arena, San Sebastian, Spain

Referee: Felix Zwayer (Germany)

Real Sociedad:

Manager: Imanol Alguacil (Spain)

PSV Eindhoven:

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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Hey r/mechmarket! Selling some inventory to clear out some space. Details of sale:

• Only items listed below are available for sale.
• Prices include shipping to CONUS.
• Local cash sales to 02474 will be roughly $10-20 lower.
• Please comment before PM, and please do not send chat messages.

===== Keyboards =====

KBD67 MKII (black aluminum w/ brass plate) — $250 shipped OBO

• Full list of details and specs — price includes wrist rest pictured.
• Note: this bundle does not include the keycaps or switches pictured.

BM60EC "GMK Bingsu" Themed Keyboard w/ Kinetic Labs Salmon switches — $215 shipped OBO

• Full list of details and specs
• Would prefer bundled, but since the board is hotswap, I can offer without switches for -$40.

XD84 Custom Keyboard w/ Gateron Yellow switches — $120 shipped OBO

• Full list of details and specs

Varmilo VA87M w/ Gateron Red switches — $85 shipped OBO

• White case, white front-printed keycaps.
• Moderate use, recently cleaned w/ compressed air. The "N" switch was recently replaced with a spare Gat Yellow (spring swapped with red switch spring).
• Comes in original packaging with cable, plastic protective cover, and packing foam.

60% Extras Bundle (all from KPRepublic) — $45 shipped OBO

• XD64 PCB. Modded with Mill-Max sockets for hotswapping switches (split spacebar + 2U LShift layout to accommodate arrow cluster).
• Carbon fiber plate w/ 2U LShift. This was modded slightly as part of the plate was blocking one of the split spacebar stabilizers. Essentially shaved down one of the crossbar supports on the bottom row.
• Clear plastic case. A bunch of inner cross sections were shaved down as I noticed the board was not sitting straight in the case with screw-in stabilizers. The mods allowed the PCB to sit flush on the standoffs and prevented any warping or stress on the PCB when screwed in.

===== KEYCAPS =====

GMK Striker Clones (PBT, Dye-subbed) — $25 shipped SOLD

• Bought from another Redditor, used for just a few days

Date: Sunday, 5 December 2021

KO: 14:00 GMT

Competition: Women’s Vitality FA Cup Final

Venue: Wembley

It’s a cup final! Welcome to the /r/chelsealadies match thread for another chapter in the history of Chelsea versus Arsenal. In this thread you’ll find a match preview, squad news, and how to tune in if you won’t be traveling to Wembley.

###MATCH PREVIEW

International break ends and another tight run of crucial fixtures begins for Emma Hayes’ Chelsea. A mouthwatering cup final is on the cards in this clash with Arsenal, as two perennial league favorites duke it out at Wembley. This cup final is a holdover from last season, as the timing was delayed because of COVID.

Chelsea’s only defeat this season was against Arsenal in the opening match of this term, where the Gunners won 3-2 at the Emirates. Some argument could be (and has been) made that Beth Mead’s winning goal was offside then, but what’s done is done and we move forward. Arsenal have been impressive, but not infallible, so far this term. They are undefeated and sit top of the Women’s Super League, one point ahead of Chelsea.

This is the third time these London clubs have met in an FA Cup final. Arsenal won 1-0 in 2016, and Chelsea claimed the cup in 2018 by a scoreline of 3-1. Arsenal have lifted the cup an impressive 14 times; Chelsea have won it twice. If Chelsea win, they complete a domestic treble -- a quadruple, if you count the Community Shield -- and Emma Hayes would become the first manager to win a women’s FA Cup three times (I don’t have a citation for that but I read it somewhere). Of course, Hayes is not one to think about records before they are met, taking her club through matches one day at a time.

Chelsea have not conceded a goal in the run-up to the final; Arsenal conceded just one, in the quarterfinals against Tottenham.

Both clubs are stacked with attacking talent: Vivianna Miedema, Beth Mead, Kim Little, and Katie McCabe have all been in top form this season for Arsenal, and midfielder Frida Maanum has been one of the squad’s most consistent players.

The Gunners are in their first season with Swedish manager Jonas Eidevall at the helm. Eidevall and Hayes have been complimentary of one another in the run-up to this match; nothing out of the ordinary for Hayes, who almost always gives credit where credit is due and eschews trash talk.

Chelsea are again finding joy in the strike partnership between Sam Kerr and Fran Kirby, who lead the FA Women’s Super

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Arsenal 3 - 1 Aston Villa

Arsenal scorers: Thomas Partey (23'), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (45+6'), Emile Smith Rowe (56')

Villa scorers: Jacob Ramsey (82')

Venue: Emirates Stadium, London, England

Referee: Craig Pawson

Arsenal:

Manager: Mikel Arteta (Spain)

Aston Villa:

Manager: Dean Smith (England)

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Real Sociedad 3 - 0 PSV Eindhoven

Sociedad scorers: Mikel Oyarzabal (43' pen., 62'), Alexander Sørloth (90+3')

Venue: Reale Arena, San Sebastian, Spain

Referee: Felix Zwayer (Germany)

Real Sociedad:

Manager: Imanol Alguacil (Spain)

PSV Eindhoven: