Cross Contamination Puns

A list of puns related to "Cross Contamination"

The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?

...to prevent cross-contamination.

Happy Easter.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Why didn’t ancient Romans reuse crosses after crucifixions?

To avoid cross contamination

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?

Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.

Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe it’s just cross contamination.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers..

At risk is cross-contamination.

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👤︎ u/random_feedback
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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