A list of puns related to "Croaking"
He lived a good life, it was just too bad he croaked so young.
… the frog in my garden. It croaks every night!
His car got toad away
Croak-a-cola
It gets toad.
... He got toad
Hopscotch
That really croaked me up!
He croaked.
It was toad.
I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.
... on Friday night and parked in a zone that allowed 24 hour parking on weekends, but only 2 hour parking during the week. While he was there, a family member slipped something into his drink and sold him to a gang that traffics in frog legs. After the amputation he was taken to a hospital. He woke up to his mother telling him him the story you just read. He was a bit froggy from the sedatives, so he said "whaaaa?".
She replied: "I to'd you, toad, you got towed because you we're de-toed by de toad.
But frogs croak every night.
He croaked.
And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.
He used his invisible croak. Lol
Nothing.
.....the doctor said I could croak at any moment.
A croak tree.
They can’t croak.
I said they're probably using invisibility croaks
He ended up croaking.
They all croaked.
Jim was working hard sawing wood. It was hot, his hands slippery with sweat and the saw slipped from his fingers and cut off all of his toes. No ambulences were available so he called a toe truck, but he got there too late. His toes could no longer be reattached. He could not walk right, so he could not work. He got workers comp but it wasn't enough. Worst of all, his wife was lack toes intolerant. She filed for separation. He looked online for solutions to his problems and found a post telling him where he may find an answer. It said "Go to the forest late at night and wait in the glade. There you will find the Great Toed. He is wise in these matters." Having nothing to lose he followed the instructions and reached the glade spoken of. There was a line drawn that said "wait here." And wait he did for over an hour, and just as he was about to leave, a many toed toad toed the other side of the line with a bag in tow. "Ask your question," it said in a raspy voice. So Jim related his tale of toe woes. After listening the many toed toad replied "Have you tried the supermarket?" Jim wondered how a supermarket would help but decided to give it a try. He went the next morning and walked down aisle after aisle and then he found it: The supermarket was giving away free toes. Elated, he grabbed as many bags of them as he could and checked each one. He found enough that fit, but needed to attach them. He went back to the glade for help getting the new toes attached, and the toad was happy to help. He helped attach the new toes and jim ran off (little did Jim know that the toad croaked soon after) He was able to walk normal again, his wife came back, he got his job back and everyone lived happily ever after.
Oh the punch line? It's over there by the table.
He croaked
I little boy asks his grandfather, “Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?” Gramps says, “I think so, why are you asking”. The little boy says, “My mom said when you croak, we can go to Disneyland”.
....Croak-a-cola..!
Thanks dad!
We were riding in the car and drove past a dead animal the other day...
Fiancee: "Did I tell you about the time I hit a frog while driving?... It was so gross. I didn't go back to see if it was still alive though."
Me: "I bet it croaked."
Groans were had, to say the least...
So I work in a pet store, and today we received 3 frogs that sadly didn't make it to the store alive.
So I'm looking at the frogs trying to figure out if they were in fact DOA. and he walks up to me handing me the sheet..
"Aw the poor guys didn't make it?"
"No, it doesn't look like it. How sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say....they croaked."
A frog. They croak every night.
It gets toad away
A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!
A frog - it croaks every night.
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