He ended up being a sketchy figure
But I know he's in a cent.
Police Headquarters…..
He's behind bars now.
You can hide, but you can't run!!!
Most likely they forget to remove loose change and bills from their pants before they put them in the washer.
You've been baad
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And so are the Fishers.
She calls it Criminal Mimes.
Tells Court “ I only wanted to rough him up a bit”
A condescending con descending
It’s my cake day, just wanted to share my favourite dad joke, which I probably saw here.
It eats, shoots and leaves.
The first time I saw this joke was in my 6th grade English exam lol
They crack under pressure.
Apprehension apprehension apprehension.
A midwife crysis.
A felon
I think the ones looking high may be on drugs.
Prism. But don't worry, it's always a light sentence.
Because they have con etiquette.
For a shrink, he's still at large.
Because then even the clocks would have their hands up.
Foccacia’n criminals.
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a crookodile
Dad what do you call criminal sheep?
The baaaad guys!
She was so stoked; it was a great family moment during some quality game time with everyone together.
Iron man stops the criminals! Aluminum man just foils their plans.
Meowcatraz
Feel free to steal that one, I don't mind.
Behind bars.
"Throw the book at 'im!"By looking for the con trails.
My 7yr old told me this one a few days back
One a rapist and one a conman. The mayor decides to have them punished for their crime in a way that reflects their crimes and also make some money for the city. He sets them in stocks and charges $2 to punch the conman in the face and $5 to kick the rapist in the balls. The line goes around the block all day.
By the end of the day the conman can barely be recognized. Someone pays $2 walks up and kicks him in the balls instead.
The mayor yells “Stop you can’t do that!” The guy asks “why not he’s still a criminal?”
The mayor says, “this is the punch line.”
Kernel
Because they crack under pressure
Criminal In-Tent.
They're naturally underhanded
He had gotten into some treble.
robber bullets
My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!
- I lost my job at the chess factory. I couldn’t work knights.
- I lost my job at the bank. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
- I lost my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
- I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took too many days off.
- I lost my job as a maze designed. I got lost in my work.
- I lost my job as an electrician. I was shocked!
- I lost my job as a psychic. I didn’t see it coming!
- I lost my job at the funeral home. Apparently, the options are “cremation” or “burial,” not “smoking” or “non-smoking.”
- I lost my job as an astronomer. I thought my work was looking up!
- I lost my job as a cyber criminal. I couldn’t hack it.
- I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired!
- I lost my job as a garbage collector. I had no training but I thought I would pick it up as I go.
- I lost my job as a math teacher, same job I’ve had since 2000. That’s 46 years down the drain!
- I lost my job in pool maintenance. It was too draining.
- I lost my job as a fisherman. I didn’t make enough net income.
- I lost my job as a baker. I really kneaded the dough!
- I lost my job as a historian. There was no future in it.
- I lost my job as a tour guide in Australia. I did not have the right koalafications.
- I lost my job at the upholstery repair shop. I may never recover.
- I lost my job as a massage therapist. I rubbed people the wrong way.
- I lost my job as a seamstress. And I tried sew hard.
- I lost my job as a musician. I just wasn’t noteworthy.
- I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need to go back there tomorrow.
- I lost my job feeding giraffes. I just wasn’t up to it.
- I lost my job as a water slide attendant. My career is going down the tubes.
- I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.
- I lost my job as a drummer. I’m sure there will be repercussions.
- I lost my job as a pole vaulter. I'll never get over it.
- I lost my job as a pet groomer. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
- I lost my job as a pastry tester. That job was a piece of cake.
- I lost my job as a mirror inspector. I could see myself doing that for a long time.
- I lost my job as a yoga instructor. I bent over backwards for them.
- I lost my job at Dunkin. It’s ok, I was fed up wit
His name didn't ring any Gö- bells.
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