How did the cyber-criminals escape?
Back when crucifixions were performed, they never shared materials between criminals.
They were avoiding cross contamination.
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I received a text message from a criminal, but it doesn't make any sense.
Maybe I just don't understand the context.
What do you call it when a guy with OCD becomes a criminal?
Did you hear about the criminal in Scotland who was stealing bird nests and storing them in a safe? That has to be fake news.
I mean, who believes in the locked nest monster?
I hurt my knee slipping on ice in front of the police station.
I went inside to complain but they charged me with a felony (fell-on-knee)
Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
What do Saudi Arabian criminals fear?
Timothy Olyphant stars in a new TV show about a US Marshall who hunts down criminals who dont align the text in their Word documents correctly:
The show is called Justified
Why do most orphans become criminals?
They just want to feel wanted
what do you call a criminal with nice skin.
A blacksmith was arrested today.
He was caught in the act trying to steel.
Who would make a good criminal accomplice?
Rick Astley. He will never give you up.
My wife’s dad is a criminal defense attorney
He’s my father in-law in law in outlaw law
These lax bail laws are making criminals more bold and dangerous! Last week one of these guys even stole the toilets at the local precinct.
Right now the police have nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the gang that broke into the pharmacy and stole a bunch of Viagra?
Police are on the lookout for several hardened criminals.
Did you hear about the criminal who stole a Calendar?
Just told my wife I need to turn myself into the police and to make sure she has access to all the bank accounts.
I was trying to be a good husband and do some chores that had been needing to get done today when I inadvertently committed a crime.
I found my wallet in with the clothes and it turns out I’m a criminal who has committed money laundering.
Two men robbed a drugstore and stole all of the Viagra
Now they’re hardened criminals.
I was walking by a criminally insane asylum in Mexico, one of the inmates in the yard had on a train conductor hat.
The gaurd said he had a loco motive.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane?
Some people think Abraham Lincoln was a criminal.
But I know he's in a cent.
Why did the protein shake turn itself in?
It finally realized it was whey too guilty!
There are a lot of idiotic criminals out there
But the man that robbed the bakery definitely takes the cake.
In Prague, the criminal consequences for auto accidents is worse if you are an immigrant.
So you better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
I tried drawing a criminal today
He ended up being a sketchy figure
What do you call a criminal who thinks he is better than everyone going down stairs?
A condesending con desending
What criminals have the biggest balls?
Why is Micheal Jacksons voice so high?
Because of all the He He
(Chemistry joke)
A thief fell into wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.
What do you call an Irish criminal with a skin disease?
did you hear about the convicted criminal who looks down on people and while going downstairs?
He's a condescending con descending
Where did the criminal get hurt?
a criminal was on a electric chair they asked him "any last words?"
I won't be shocked if this doesn't work
have you heard about the criminal who makes good cocktails?
Medusa caught some thieves trying to steal from her lair
What do you call a Mexican criminal?
What do you say to a criminal sheep?
What's a criminals most hated metal?
Why would an egg be a terrible criminal?
They crack under pressure.
How do criminals know who ratted them out? They make all the suspects run around with heavy weights.
What do you call a Greek criminal?
Con....
What do you call a Greek criminal falling down the stairs?
Con descending....
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