A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.

He said he doesn’t know β€˜cos he had never smoked coconut matting.

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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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afterhours at the casket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
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Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Jamington
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Everyone is always shocked...

When they find out I’m not a very good electrician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
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A Teacher asked his student How many runs can a ball get you in cricket...?

He replied Six-Sir

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you get when you mix a cricket with a sheep?

A sleepless night.

^(Source: My sister)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakieSnek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Tenants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmndrshprd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I have this pet rodent with extremely large feet.

I call him Ratatouille

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What type of music are crickets into?

Hip hop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tizzle1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Who is the best cricket player?

Batman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zapbeen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Typically you can hear laughter from most jokes, but beware of jokes with bad puns...

They are sigh-lent but Dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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I sat in the park watching the cricket.

Then it jumped into my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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I spent most of yesterday evening watching Cricket highlights

My eyes are a bit sore now but I’ve always been fascinated by pitch illuminations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbiggs92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguana’s diet.

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
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Cricket players involved in match fixing are sure to give you a run for your money.
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie!

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How does an English Sport Player hurt their neck?

They Cricket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Ding dong...

*Crickets*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What does Root become when England's cricket team loses a match?

Square root. Β€~Β€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainySaber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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What did the cricket captain say to the apiarist?

Do you want to beekeeper?

New to fatherhood, created the joke to commemorate the occasion.

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Nobody laughed at my joke but I'm proud of it.

I was volunteering today at a vegan grill event for an animal rights group. After only an hour we barely had any grilling to do as there weren't any guests.

Me: This doesn't feel like I'm at a workplace at all, it's actually quite chill. But then again, it's a low stakes environment.

Everyone else: Crickets and blank stares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marmelado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you have when you've got a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in another?

A big damn cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massabamian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Whiteboards...

are remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownByDog
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I was playing cricket with body parts in the park today..

Nobody batted an eye lid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andymac12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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I put together a cricket team, but they didn't do very well.

They kept getting squished by the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherOfRunes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Dad texting me regarding the state of African Cricket.

" The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman & efielda..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam0n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...

The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.

Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"

It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverbeet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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So a man asked his gym teacher to teach him to do the splits...

The gym teacher said β€œHow flexible are you?”

So the man said β€œWell, I can’t make Tuesday’s”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_King_Of_Pop
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My family doesn't pay attention to me. I asked my son what his favorite insect is, and what do I get?

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What is a bug's favourite sport?

Cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bee-fe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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At tines Reddit is very punny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowKillerx
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Be Careful Standing On One Leg At The ATM!!!!

Worst way to check your balance. crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Younggsergg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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New dad here, Wanna share a dad joke

What was E.T short for?

His legs

"Cricket noises"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkrcguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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You know, i never actually met my real ladder...

Only my step-ladder :(

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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A termite walks into a bar

He slams his fist down on the bar and says β€œWhere is the bar tender?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyMidnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...

A cricket, and a tick.

He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.

Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.

He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.

He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him.

I won't let him controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I was thinking of buying a pocket calculator.

but then I thought, "who cares how many pockets I have?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozzelsniff
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My wife was unsure if she liked the color she dyed her hair.

The day after, she decided she did like it and said "My hair is really growing on me."

I said "How else could it have gotten up there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsmikeyv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Inspired by Circumcision Story

After reading the circumcision story from u/Oemus2776 this morning, I was reminded of how little the nurses at my wife’s first birth appreciated my comedic stylings.

My wife was in labor and the nurse came in to check the dilation of the cervix. She had her hand under the sheet and said, β€œalright now, I’m just feeling for change.” I replied, β€œwell you’re in luck! I found two dimes and a quarter in there just yesterday!”

Crickets...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNanny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why don't they play baseball in England?

It just wouldn't be cricket.

("It just wouldn't be cricket" is a British phrase meaning "it wouldn't be the right thing to do.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaedW
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Told my dad that only the US has spelling bees

He told me it's because England has Spelling Crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadeneonsiren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

.

.

.

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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The judge didn't laugh.

I'm a lawyer who clerks for a judge. We had a long, tedious day of jury selection, a process known as voir dire (pronounced vwar-deer). After 6 hours of work, I looked at him and said "after this voir dire, I could sure use a voir beer!"

Crickets.

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There are no Polo teams in Yemen...

... But I have seen Yemeni Cricket!

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I made a dad joke I'm proud of last night...

I was watching my friend's softball game last night, sitting with his wife as their two twin 4-ish-year-old daughters ran around. One of them was intent on finding the crickets that were chirping all night. Finally she runs up to us and says "I hear the crickets over there. I'm going to go look for them!"

As she runs off I say "Watch, all she'll find over there is a bad comedian."

Forgive me, it's a problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr580
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A Snowman is?

...a body of water.

[Saw this on the internet somewhere lol]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
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Dad Joked my cousin-in-law and it went completely unappreciated

My cousin's husband made a post on Facebook saying, "Can somebody teach me how to drive a manual?"

I responded, "Well, there's your problem. You're supposed to read the manual, and drive the car."

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faschwaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Dadjoked my name

I am a college professor and had my first lecture in front of a new class today. I said, "Good morning, for those of you whom I haven't met yet, my name is Dr. Jones. Actually, for those of you whom I've already met, my name is still Dr. Jones."

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Noir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Dadjoked my father-in-law

Father-in-law gets out of the shower, says to my husband,"You're up!" I reply, "Asia!" :::crickets::: I add, "Oh, I thought we were just saying names of continents." The look of jealous contempt from my FIL was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asparagusbelle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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Like sex on a dolphin

Coworker to me: "Did you mean to do that?" Me: "Like having sex on top of a dolphin." Coworker: "WTF?" Me: "You know, I did it on porpoise."

Crickets.

Edit: My son is only 4 so I'll be saving this one for when hes a little older Edit:Edit: Yes I know a dolphin isnt a porpoise. You obviously got the joke to point that out, it has innacuracies and bad puns yet you get it. Double groan which is the goal of a dad joke. First post ever and I hate you Reddit for not recognizing my dad joke original brilliance. Yeah I might rage quit dad jokes on my first post ever which is about sex on a dolphin .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mover_guy
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Terrible ripped bedsheet

Wife (pointing to ripped bedsheet) : That's got to go in the garbage, it's terrible.

Me : Not only is it tearable, it's torn.

Wife: crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_SOME_MEAT
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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I'm a Dad. I rock this one constantly

Whenever I see something with an expiration date that has a ridiculous time a lotted for consumption I will say... For instance today is august 16,2013 If i buy cereal today that expires on november 2015 I will say "we have to hurry up and eat this by november 2015!" Hahaha...crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ron247365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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I dad joked my manager. .

I work at a pet store and our order of reptiles came in...

Me: I soaked the new guys and put em in there habitats.

Manager: how are they looking?

Me: Good but there's something about the new chameleon.. he might be a problem

Manager: Whats wrong with him?

Me: I don't trust him, he's got shifty eyes

Manager: Oh god, go get ready for the cricket shipment please.

Edit: wall of text

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeymuerte
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They never knew what hit them

I was tending bar last night and walked up to the service well to make a couple of drinks. The two girls sitting in front of it were in the middle of a conversation. Right as I got there, one of them said "...I just didn't like the sharp taste."

Without looking up, I said "that's why my uncle quit his job as a sword swallower."

Despite the busy bar, I swear that I heard crickets as they stared blankly at me.

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In my Neuroanatomy lecture today. Professor: "Are you familiar with the nucleus ambiguus?"

My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HammerLite75
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xandros91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My wife dropped this old standby while trying to get our one year old to sleep last night.

Wife: "Your little punk son is resisting arrest!" Me: crickets

About five minutes later

Me: "OH! Resisting a-REST! Hahahaha! I get it. Wife: "I was wondering how long that would take."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokanovsky_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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On a trip to Universal Studios

This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.

-"What's so funny?"

-"Notice where we parked?"

-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"

Cue dad

-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"

facepalm

As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lpmark04
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You know why I don't drink coffee?

We were out at dinner with the family, finished our meals and about to order coffee.

Dad: I don't drink coffee

Me: Why?

Dad: Because it's dirt. You know why?...

Me:...

Dad: Because it's ground.

crickets

Edit: spacing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callacab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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An oldie but a goodie.

So I was eating dinner with my mother and step dad last night and I accidentally dropped a spoonful of green peas on the floor.

Mother: Aw Alex! Me: Shit, I just peed all over the floor!

::Mom and step dad look at me in disgust along with the chirping of crickets.::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajones321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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Doughnut you wish you could make your wife and daughter laugh?

I was holding my daughter's hand as she was throwing a fit while getting her nails clipped by my wife. To calm her down, I asked her when her fingers had turned into doughnuts.

sniff Doughnuts? sniff

Yeah, Doughnuts. It's obvious that you've got some bearclaws

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-adam-12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Dadjoked by a Constitutional Law professor.

This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -

"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."

Crickets.

"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."

More crickets.

"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PortlyGoldfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Dad Joke on the Today Show

Today Show has a segment where they makeover rooms in people's houses.

Some guy tweeted at them that they need to makeover his dad's basement.

They interview the dad and his son this morning before they makeover the room.

Interview: So, Michael, what do you think about your son tweeting for help?

Dad: Well, I think he's a real tweetheart.

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamepants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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Small Medium

So my wife say, showing me a picture on Facebook of the guy she goes to see to get her future told, "This is my medium."

"Looks more like a small to me."

*** Crickets chirp and tumble-weed rolls through the lounge-room ***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texasdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Disney Dadjoke

I was talking Disney princesses (what else?) with my 3-year-old daughter at bath time, and she told me Pocahontas called her stupid and was no longer her friend.

"Sheesh," I said. "More like Poca-taunt-us, right?"

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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Sitting in the living room

Dad asking me which car makers I liked better Dad: Audi or Cadi Me:Audi Dad:Audi or BMW Me:Audi Dad:Audi or innie crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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Dad has gone batty!

Redditors in Commonwealth countries may appreciate this one. I walked into the kitchen wearing a new shirt which has a pattern of ominous looking bats on it...

Dad: Is that your new cricket shirt?

Me: Wha..?

Dad: Your cricket shirt, because it has got bats on it.

I groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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Dadjoke while walking into 40k store. No takers. Lets see what I get here

First time at a Warhammer 40k store. I'm familiar with the game but have never played. Display window has a seven foot marine figure that is painted and badass. As I walk in,

"Whoa! How many points to play him?!?"

Me pointing at marine. Three nerds playing magic stop to look at me. Store employee looks up without moving his head. Two other store patrons turn to look at me.

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfghost416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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My father is a nature expert.

Me: Why do crickets all chirp at the same tempo? Dad: It's a gang thing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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