A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.
He said he doesn’t know ‘cos he had never smoked coconut matting.
What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
Crickets, but I was proud
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
Why can't china play cricket?
they keep eating their bats...
A couple of cows were smokin’ a joint and playin’ cards...
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"
A Teacher asked his student How many runs can a ball get you in cricket...?
Obligatory cake day and post
How is cricket like cake?
They both need batters!
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
What do you get when you mix a cricket with a sheep?
A sleepless night.
^(Source: My sister)
Whats an insects favourite sport?
What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
What type of music are crickets into?
Who is the best cricket player?
Cricket players involved in match fixing are sure to give you a run for your money.
An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?
I sat in the park watching the cricket.
Then it jumped into my eye.
I spent most of yesterday evening watching Cricket highlights
My eyes are a bit sore now but I’ve always been fascinated by pitch illuminations
How many ants does it take to rent a house?
What does Root become when England's cricket team loses a match?
You wanna have beef with me? Because this is how you get beef with me! I’m dead serious mate!
It’s been so long since I last got to see ya! You and ya family gotta come over for a barbecue this weekend!
What did the cricket captain say to the apiarist?
Do you want to beekeeper?
New to fatherhood, created the joke to commemorate the occasion.
What do you have when you've got a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in another?
The wife asked me tonight if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said ‘to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
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