Crestfallen Puns

A list of puns related to "Crestfallen"

"I dropped the toothpaste." Dave said, Crestfallen.
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👤︎ u/Throwthisshitaway427
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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My toothpaste fell off the brush and into the sink

I'm crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Toothpaste.

So my dad was going through his normal morning ritual, when he screamed "GODDAMMIT" from the bathroom. He walked out a few minutes later, looking sad.

Me: "What was the yelling about?"

Dad: "I dropped my toothpaste."

Me: "That made you upset?"

Dad: "No, ZTheJerk. Upset doesn't cover it. I'm absolutely crestfallen."

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👤︎ u/ZTheJerk
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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The other day I bought a blank thesaurus....

I had no words to express my disappointment!

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👤︎ u/Lawless_7
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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What happens when nobles go broke?

They're crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/Dragonlord67
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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How does a quarter moon always feel?

Crestfallen

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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How did the little kid feel when he dropped his toothpaste?

Crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/breyersremorse
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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My friend dropped his toothpaste

He's really crestfallen about it.

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👤︎ u/Shipless_Captain
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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Kate accidentally dropped the toothpaste...

...she felt "crestfallen."

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👤︎ u/Wyndcaller
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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Tom's Swifties... Wicked.

"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/goboatmen
📅︎ Jan 07 2012
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I dropped my toothpaste this morning.

I was crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/nyquill81
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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Just dropped my toothpaste...

I'm crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/ThatTallQueer
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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"I dropped my toothpaste!"

He said crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/GermanSailfish
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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