A list of puns related to "Credit History"
His application for Visa is always getting rejected.
Why was Leif Erikson not accredited with discovering the New World?
Because if he had put some roots down, he would have been Tree Erikson.
I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.
Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: 🙄
In my AP European History Class, we have to a Long Essay Question. For our final, we are allowed to pick from two different questions. We had done a lot of preparing in class for the Long Essay Question. It was most commonly abbreviated as LEQ. (ELL IEH KIYU). So on the day of my test:
Me: Hey Mr. [teacher], do you know my friend Ellie? She was in your class last year.
Teacher: Uhh, last name?
Me: Q
Teacher: That was awful
Me: Do I get extra credit for that?
Teacher: No.
As those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.
Credit goes to /u/Tehrasha who is a dad.
There is a lot of interest in your credit history.
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