I had no idea that Novak Djokovic has a terrible credit history.

His application for Visa is always getting rejected.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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My History professor asked us to write some jokes on the back of our history final for extra credit. After the groans from everyone I told it to, I think it belongs here.

Why was Leif Erikson not accredited with discovering the New World?

Because if he had put some roots down, he would have been Tree Erikson.

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True story

I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.

Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: πŸ™„

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History Dad Joke

In my AP European History Class, we have to a Long Essay Question. For our final, we are allowed to pick from two different questions. We had done a lot of preparing in class for the Long Essay Question. It was most commonly abbreviated as LEQ. (ELL IEH KIYU). So on the day of my test:

Me: Hey Mr. [teacher], do you know my friend Ellie? She was in your class last year.

Teacher: Uhh, last name?

Me: Q

Teacher: That was awful

Me: Do I get extra credit for that?

Teacher: No.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I hope I passed history

As those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.

Credit goes to /u/Tehrasha who is a dad.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What did the accountant say to the man who was filing for bankruptcy after using a lot of payday loans?

There is a lot of interest in your credit history.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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