A list of puns related to "Counter Intelligence"
...and I used the cheap stuff, but it looked real, so I thought maybe it'd fool her.
No such luck. My wife is so "counter-intuitive" due to her high "counter-intelligence" that it didn't matter how "counter-productive" I'd been, she took one look at it and just knew. So instead of taking it for "granite," she threw a "counter-fit."
(Proud dad. All the jokes in this subreddit sound like ones I would make...)
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