What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?

A constellation prize

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/michacha123
šŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I calmed down our toddlers and wanted praise from my wife.

She said I’m not giving you a consolation prize.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TennisADHD
šŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was just trying to enjoy watching Jeopardy with my dad...

At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.

I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"

Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/marcusaurelius3
šŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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My son was freaking out because he couldn't find his belt to wear to school

To console him, I suggested that perhaps he might win the No Belt prize.

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šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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