Conscripted Puns

A list of puns related to "Conscripted"

Why aren't farmers conscripted for the military?

.... because they're always seeding land

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👤︎ u/RobotArmMonkeyBrain
📅︎ Apr 11 2022
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I hear the military is getting so desperate they're conscripting street performers.

Yep, they're miming the roads

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👤︎ u/linguist96
📅︎ Aug 02 2022
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What do you call a strawberry farmer who avoids conscription?

A Jammy Draft Dodger.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Feb 13 2022
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I just took a shower

I hope the Ikea employees don’t notice…

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👤︎ u/BlessedWolf9019
📅︎ Oct 26 2022
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What happens when you conscript Elon Musk's family to army?

War Grimes

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👤︎ u/impaling_potato
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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What does a bank account have in common with a government?

They're both supposed to have checks and balances.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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The draft in here is so bad the hairs on the back of my neck are standing at attention.

Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.

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👤︎ u/Gayburn_Wright
📅︎ Nov 23 2015
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