People say I can be condescending...

That's when you talk down to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Which type of bear is most condescending?

A Pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flunkyfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I've been told I'm condescending.

(That means I talk down to people.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Condescending
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThElephantKiller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you call it when a felon goes down stairs

Con-descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justme2991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending

Con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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There was a prison break

There was a prison break. I saw a midget climb up the fence.

As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My kid has a toy set of different biblical characters, but one started talking and now it condescendingly corrects me all the time...

...what a little Noah doll.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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"Just take the prisoners below." the warden condescended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Every year I know my girlfriend is going to ask me in that same condescending voice whether I'm going to do something different with my hair for Reggaefest.

And every year I've dreaded it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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A mean crook yelled at me while going down stairs. He was a condescending con, descending.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Tall people are so condescending

They’re always talking down to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Figure out the joke yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Be-Chill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.

I said to myself, that’s a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.

I thought it was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Where ever my dad is right now I'm sure he's looking down at me

He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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If you have an inmate...

And that inmate is in an elevator... And the elevator is going down... Is it condescending?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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If you don't want to buy something because it will fund a condescending king...

... then you don't want to patronise a patronising patron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quillo_Manar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.

I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.

The Warden said "he's a little condescending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I stopped watering my lawn, but it still looks great! I'm not bragging.

I give credit where credit is dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The other day I was driving by a prison and an unusually small person was scaling down the wall. I looked up at him confused as he sneered back at me.

And I thought to myself, well that’s a little condescending.

sorry it’s a repost of myself. My original post got removed for hate speech and harassment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What kind of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlainetheMono19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Apparently I can be pretty condescending

Which means to talk down to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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A mean crook going down stairs =

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s a little condescending.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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You know, I'm sure wherever my Dad is right now, he's looking down on me..

He's not dead by the way, just very condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...

...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day

It was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieFoxtrot432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

Thought to myself, β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giacal3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I'm sure my old dad is looking down on me

He's not dead, just really condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeispunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.

I thought to myself... β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?

He fell!

It was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Othon1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khadau
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandi-ela
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?

Condescending, condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-sesquipedalian-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall

I thought to myself, β€œnow that’s a little condescending”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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