Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
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She just needs a shoulder to crayon.
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That news came out of the purple!
I just found out I am colour blind.
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Purrrrrr-ple
High fives all round!
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It really came out of the purple.
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Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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That one really came out of the purple.
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He said I red and blue his mind.
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Black, with grey rubber buttons.
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So I bought one in vermillion
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The doctor says I am okay, but I feel like I have dyed a little inside.
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What colour can open a car door?
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I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imagination…
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Found out I was colour blind the other day
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I feel like it'll be more immersive, because it really puts u into the narrative.
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What is the colour of wind?
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When my wife is depressed i let her colour my tattoos
I guess she needs a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a chameleon that can’t change its colour?
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour?
He had reptile dysfunction.
I had this dream about a brand new colour I discovered!
However, it turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
What is the colour of the wind ?
Whenever my wife is upset I just let her colour in my tattoos
She just needs a shoulder to crayon
I accidentally swallowed some food colouring
I went to the doctor, and they said I was okay. I dyed inside a little, though
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction!
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