Collineation Puns

A list of puns related to "Collineation"

Tomorrow, I get to meet Phil Collins

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Where does Phil Collins record his music?

In his stu-stu-studio

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👤︎ u/shopcounterwill
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..

... But hey !! Take a look at me now.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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People said that I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins...

But take a look at me now.

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 24 2019
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My coworker Jim sits next to another coworker, Collin. One day, Jim replaced the nametag on his cubicle to also say Collin

I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"

He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."

(True story)

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👤︎ u/peoples888
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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This is what I like to call “Phil Collins weather”

No Jacket Required

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👤︎ u/unityforall
📅︎ May 05 2018
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I hope the place where Phil Collins records his vocals is referred to as the "Stu-Stustudio"
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👤︎ u/sternloyalty
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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Where does the stuttering film director shoot Phil Collins' music video?

In the Stu-stu-studio.

Came up with this at work the other day. A customer asked for her purchase for free after I shared it with her.

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👤︎ u/dreamerkid001
📅︎ Jul 19 2016
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Finally got to return the favor and dadjoke my dad.

I was watching Michael Collins, a movie about the Irish war of independence, when my dad walked into the room.

"Oh Michael Collins is on, when did it start?" He asked

"Around 1916" I responded

He groaned and then walked out of the room. After many years I have finally gotten him back. This is a pretty big moment for me guys.

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👤︎ u/Arcticsandwich
📅︎ Mar 22 2015
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Listening to music while dad's in the other room

Listening to "In the air tonight",

From the other room, in perfect timing, yells out:

"I CAN PHIL IT, COLLINS IN THE AIR TONIGHT"

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👤︎ u/electroavenue
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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First thing he says to me when I arrived for the holidays....

"You know, I just got over my Phil Collins addiction. So take a look at me now."

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👤︎ u/tttruckit
📅︎ Dec 27 2013
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Never thought I would get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But Take A Look At Me Now...

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👤︎ u/HazyDayZ420
📅︎ May 19 2019
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People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

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👤︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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They said I'd never get over my Phil Collins obsession

...but take a look at me now!

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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