College Soccer Puns

A list of puns related to "College Soccer"

Did I tell you when I met your mother in college she played soccer?

She was a keeper.

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👤︎ u/gronke
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My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future children—here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.

I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.

DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....

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👤︎ u/Lifeinsuitcase
đź“…︎ May 24 2018
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