College Major Puns

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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He has "A History of Violins"

I was having a discussion with my parents about all of the different subjects you can major in at my university. I brought up that one my childhood friends was majoring in Criminology. My mom mentioned that Criminology majors don't make a lot of money out of college. My dad started to chuckle. We all looked at him knowing what was about to happen.
"I guess it's true than." "What?" "Crime doesn't pay." He then proceeded to laugh to himself throughout the rest of dinner.

My dad loves this one. He asks people what their major is/was in school and after they tell him he always says "When i was in school i took up space." At least a few people have responded with "You mean like NASA?!"

She me a picture of herself with black charcoal all over her hands and face from working on one of her projects.

Her: Art school life is rough.

Me: What class, coal mining?

Her: Yeah.

Me: So you're an art major coal minor?

Her: (rolls eyes and tries not laugh)

but he was also a history miner.

They called me a “rad” student.

I skipped classes to some degree.

Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.

I graduated by the skin of my teeth

I got a BAA

I was assigned to teach History, and I'm a 24 year old, among high schoolers

So they start asking me questions about myself and they asked if I went to college and I tell them:

"I actually went to school as a history major, but I dropped out when I realized there was no future in it.."

I say "get it.. like.. no future because it's.. histo^r^y ^nevermind.."

They just rolled their eyes

Today in my classical saxophone class one of the upperclassmen wanted to plan a get together for all of the saxophone majors.

Him: What do your evenings look like?

Me: Dark

More than 30 disapproving college students: Groan

My two sister-in-laws and I were sitting around the table with their dad taking about their college classes, requirements for their majors, degrees, etc. My father in law says, "you don't want to get too many degrees, you'll get a temperature!"