You get mugged!
I always bring my own coffee (because mine is better and I'm cheap) whenever I go to study. Since it's a hot day out I decided to get a cup of ice from the coffee shop to make a nice iced coffee. Thankfully the opportunity for a dad joke presented itself whenever the person I was with order an Iced Latte. I had no other choice but to order a "Latte Ice"
Of course I had to explain to the barista that I actually wanted a cup of ice, of course she gave me a courtesy laugh, and of course I'm posting this to reddit instead of actually studying.
I was having coffee with a buddy of mine when I took a huge sip and had a coughing fit. As soon as I was done, without missing a beat, he looks at me in the eye with a massive grin and says, "That's why they call it coff-ee!"
