A list of puns related to "Clinging"
Me: Yeah they must be very talonted.
I wanted to have an air-tight argument
Sir Anwrap
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
Heβs constantly clinging to The Rock.
They both look for "cling ons" around "Uranus"
The psychologist says βI can clearly see your nutsβ
So cling film will do
They both circle Uranus in search of cling-ons.
You know how those clothes are from Star Trek? (without waiting for a response or to even take a breath) Because they're Cling-on's! (klingons). laughs at own joke and walks away
Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).
Wife: -silence-
Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it
And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke
It started when I was about five or six. I was climbing a tree that was too much for me and I slipped, clinging to a branch.
"Help!" "Do you need a hand?" "Yes!"
At which point he started clapping and laughing like he was the cleverest person who ever lived. That became his go-to joke if anyone needed a hand with anything.
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