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👤︎ u/xdnewlun
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..

I haven’t seen any with more than 4.

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👤︎ u/sprice-3
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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Dadjoked a good friend of mine.

Kind of a cliché , but it made me so happy.

Her: I'm hungry

Me: Hi Hungry! I'm Ricardo!

Her: I thought your name was Shut Up. Who would have ever thought?

Me: No it's Ricardo. I'm glad we have this misunderstanding behind us Hungry.

Her: Oh, I'm so glad.

Me: Hi, So Glad! I'm Ricardo!

Her: -_-

I didn't think I'd be able to do this until I actually was a Dad, so this just made my day.

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👤︎ u/Bolanos
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