Alright guys, here's my dad's all time favorite.

So my last name is Cleary. And he would always joke that he wanted to name a son seymore and a daughter crystal. There are so many other jokes but this is the one that sticks with me.

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👤︎ u/GDAftw
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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My wife: Ugh, my shoe keeps falling off!

Me: Cleary, something is afoot.

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👤︎ u/barelyonhere
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Racists.

Friend: I can't believe you have off for MLK, I have to work.

Me: Cleary the people at your work are racist.

Friend's Dad: I'm a racist, I can run really fast.

groans

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👤︎ u/IM_A_COOL_GUY
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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