A girl takes a pregnancy test, horrified, she looks her boyfriend dead in the eyes and says...

"Your kid in me."

Happy Father's Day

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jun 19 2022
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Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?

He was the Don of Time itself!

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👤︎ u/Crimsonae
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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