A list of puns related to "Chromosome 5"
Just because I always thought it was only for women. Chromosomally speaking that is.
Advice ignored by chromosomes.
It's because I got a Y chromosome from my dad.
While I was watching my youngest brother's computer screen, my other brother, currently in the Marines, sends him an invite to play a game.
>Marines: You down?
>Youngest: No, I don't have an extra chromosome.
Me and my dad were driving in the car and we got onto the topic of the human anatomy and such.
Me: you know how people with an extra chromosome have Down's syndrome?
Dad: yeah...
Me: what happens to people with one less chromosome?
Dad: they get up syndrome
and I explained that he and I have a special father-son bond; that he has my "Y" (chromosome). My wife replied, "...and my X".
Which I echoed back to her, in a booming dwarven voice: "AND MY X!"
Q: How do you determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: You pull down it's genes.
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