This is one my dad told me when referring to a carny

Dad: Yeah, that guy has summer teeth.

Me: Sumer teeth? What do you mean!

Dad: Summer this way, summer that way!

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What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?

A carnie-vor

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My girlfriend and I were walking outside last night...

After looking at the crescent moon she turned to me and said, "I wonder if the moon is waxing or if it is waning."

To which I responded, "Waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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