Two birds run into a bank

Bird 1: what are we doing

Bird 2: we robin

Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn

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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
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if i killed the pope, would i have committed a cardinal sin?
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