A list of puns related to "Card Magic"
I could have made a Commander Shepard deck.
Dad: If Barack Obama were on a Magic card, what would it be called?
Son: ...
Dad: Black POTUS
But Happiness is just not in the cards
Came up with this one myself. I learned today there is not a single card in Magic the Gathering named Happiness.
We walked past the entrance where people were setting up for card game tournaments, including Magic: The Gathering. He stopped me and said completely deadpan, "This is where the magic happens."
As I was handing out some cards for the lesson, a student hid them up his sleave claiming he was good at magic.
'I'm pretty good at magic' I replied. 'If you don't put those back, I can make your lunch time disappear.'
WOOOSH
My friend and I were playing Magic The Gathering (Card game), and we were talking about our previous games at a tournament that just happened couple days prior. He told me he lost a game due to a little mistake.
His exact words were "Man, I was so stupid. I mis-read it" I replied with "Well, if you mis-read it, theres a computer behind you." My friend then groaned... looked at me, and shook his head, while i laughed at my own joke.
ba dum, tsh!
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