Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Its called Shatner Knickers.
Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!
Dam it, Jim (Be gentle it’s my cake day)
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
Because William Shatner
He called it Mister Spork.
McCoy says, "What is it, Jim?"
Kirk replies, "I can't stop singing 'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass of Home'. What's wrong with me?"
McCoy doesn't even stand up. "You've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome', Jim."
Kirk looks shaken, "Dear God. Is it rare?"
McCoy smiles, "It's not unusual."
It goes where no man has gone before in search of the dreaded Klingons
So I can boldly go where no man has gone before
Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
This has been copied from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9309001
He calls them Shatner-pants.
100% genuine dad joke my dad just told me.
3! The left ear, the right ear, and his final front-ear.
A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
3 1 left ear 1 right ear And the final front ear