I told my sister she needed to download the reddit app

Said she would never regreddit

👍︎ 66
💬︎
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
🚨︎ report
Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.