I was surprised to find out that my CPA is also a cam girl...

Sometimes it’s the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlie_Faplin_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lebranflake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Got my wife with this absolute beaut.

I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.

"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.

"I can't see any of it" says my wife.

"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.

wife groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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