I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Bank refused me a loan.

Bank manager rejected my application for a business loan. I told him that their was a great future in it if he would just look, but I guess he just could not see it in the camouflage business.

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👤︎ u/Driconian
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Help with a David Bowie pun?

I would like to combine a Bowie song lyric/title and a business involving cakes and flowers but I am really bad at puns. If I could get some help that would be awesome. I mostly would like the pun to revolve around cake, but if it could include that and flowers that would be amazing.

Also awesome: David Bowie song titles/lyrics that are already applicable (i.e. "Sweet Thing")

I'm super awful at puns so any and all attempts are much appreciated!

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📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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