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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Et tu Brute?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smaxx21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What did Julius Ceasar say upon finding out his friend slept with an unattractive person?

A two, Brute?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What did Julius Ceasar say when he experienced a stabbing pain due to his allergies?

Achoo, Brute!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I have peaked Dad Jokeness

[Just some context]

Like my father, I sneeze loudly. I sneeze so loudly in fact, while walking my dog this morning, my wife heard me sneeze from 200m away, in our apartment.

When I got home my wife greeted me, "Hello, Sneezer."

I replied, devastated, "Et tu Brute?"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Everyone remembers the iconic line from the lesser known Tragedy of Julius Sneezer:

"Achoo, Brute?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RampantSavagery
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at the Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.

Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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There was a Cajun Chef named Julius Caesar

who said to his Sous Chef, β€œEtouffΓ©e Brute?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratesox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.

"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phiv555
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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O2?

In an alternate reality, Cesar lived to be an old man. One day at the Roman Retirement Forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus.

He picked up his bellows and asked, "O2, Brute?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikilt22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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My dad just owned me in a facebook message rap battle.

First of all, yes my family have rap battles over facebook, we are that white. It's been a fun rap battle of sorts, and my dad just threw down then well... Here is the conversation:


Father: Parental rap battle, game over with this one...

Father: You say we are weak

that our rhymes are the worst

Just remember my lad that we were here first

Rap didn't begin right now with your gang

It started with ours and came out with a bang

That we can't rap - on Twitter you say

o what a betrayal, Et tu, Brute

Oh no, oh snap, did that happen here

Dad threw down some latin from Will Shakespeare

I'm done with this battle and now I'll decree

Just remember my apple you fell from this tree

Me: I honestly have no words.

Father: Shit.... [TheLegitMidgit] is speechless. How could that be?

Me: Color me impressed.

Father: Is that green?

Me: Stop while you're ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLegitMidgit
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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Brutus: Caesar, it's your turn in Battleship.

Caesar: E2, Brute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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