British Citizen Puns

A list of puns related to "British Citizen"

The Queen knighted British electrons to spy on ordinary citizens

Truly, the Brits are living in a modern day Sir Valence state.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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How would one spell that?

Mr Khan (thick accent): My name is Mr.Khan

Posh British Lady: And how would one spell that?

Mr Khan: The same way that two would!

(Just heard this gem on an episode of Citizen Khan)

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👤︎ u/jurgenwarmbrunn
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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