Family Vacation Dinner

We're seated to a family dinner at our hotel. I'm sitting across from my sister and next to my dad. The waiter brings our meals: lamb for me, lamb for my sister and fish for my dad.

Suddenly, he lost all the color in his face. In retrospect, we're not sure how he pulled that part off, but he seemed genuinely terrified as a lead into it.

Dad: "Oh my god, did you hear that?"

Me: "Hear what?"

Sister: "What's going on?"

Dad: Listen!

Ambient restaurant noises.

Me: Dad, seriously, are you ok? What's going on?!

Dad: I can't believe you can't hear it. They must have brought you the silence of the lambs...

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đź“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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I almost groaned up my Mexican food when I heard this one.

My dad and I went out to eat some Mexican food.. and this is what he said towards the end of the meal when we wanted to bring a taco back home.

Dad: "It's nice that when I asked him to wrap the taco, he didn't say 'beatboxing noises it's a taco!'."

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