Boxed Wine Puns

A list of puns related to "Boxed Wine"

If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely....

Grapeful.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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"Do you want a box for this wine sir?"

customer to wife: "do you wanna box or would you rather wrestle?"

wife: "that's not even funny"

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👤︎ u/agrajagthemighty
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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I really wanted to impress my wife's upper class parents.

So I brought TWO boxes of wine.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Dad buying wine

At liquor store, father buying wine

Clerk: Do you wanna box for that?

Dad:Sure Lifts fists ready to fight

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👤︎ u/Sauceyspratt
📅︎ May 17 2015
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