One of these days I might actually hit one of those little buggers
It will be written in a pistol-ary format
I'm currently on volume 5
The fifth was dead Sirius.
It's Gone
It really speaks volumes.
Stumbled upon these books and thought this would be the spot to share. Here are the titles available:
Rusty Bed Spring by I.P. Knightley
Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Complete Protologist Handbook by Ben Dover
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
You know a pun is fully mature when it is fully groan.
Stolen from the book I am currently reading, Dungeon Eternium: Divine Dungeon Series By Dakota Krout
So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!
Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?
To book a rest!
Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:
I want to wreck ya vic!
Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?
Coz He'll sinky
What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?
Their Brunei
Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.
Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.
I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"
The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin
Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!
The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important
The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.
A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.
What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car
Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you
They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo
People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me
Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera
Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there
I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm
If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?
Why doesn't he change his name to Keith Rural?
(From "The Glass House" TV series compendium book.)
(Just started book one of the Potter series)
Wife: "Harry back."
My youngest sister's birthday party was the other day, and a couple of her gifts were two books from the "Divergent" series. So my Grandmother asked her "What are all the books called?"
Sister: "Well, there's Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant..."
Fiancee: "Detergent..."
Dad: "No, that's the clean version."
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.
Hopefully I'll hit one of them.
