A list of puns related to "Bluetooth 4"
I said it doesn’t have Bluetooth.
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
Because it had bluetooth
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
My five year old daughter had a blue colored sucker before bed. As I was brushing her teeth, I noticed they were a bit discolored.
“Hey! You’ve got Bluetooth!” I said.
Damn that Bluetooth Fairy
The kid grinned at his dad
Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!
A bluetooth.
My girlfriend just finished eating a slice of cake with blue icing.
I told her that I didn't know she was so technologically advanced.
She replied, "what do you mean?"
"You have bluetooth!"
We were preparing stuff for dinner in the kitchen when my girlfriend goes "Hey, I think I'll go get the (bluetooth) speaker and play some music. How does that sound?"
"Well it doesn't sound like anything right now."
I had just gotten off the phone with my wife on the car bluetooth and the radio came on. Of course Adele's Hello started playing (why is this song so overplayed?) so I pretended it was another call and started replying to her. It works for the first few verses.
Our 3 week old son doesn't like to be swaddled up with his hands at his side. He raises a fuss if he isn't able to move his hands around. My wife pointed out that he likes hands free.
Me: "I'll get him a bluetooth for Christmas now."
She wouldn't even acknowledge what I said.
So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.
At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.
During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.
And then, it hit me.
"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"
The look she gave me....
It had Bluetooth.
Because it had a Bluetooth.
Because it had a Bluetooth...
Must have been the Bluetooth fairy!
Because it had Bluetooth.
Because it had Bluetooth.
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