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PoisonBlue (@Poison_blue1) v.redd.it/a4tn6yqgqqa81
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Blue1 Airlines - Boeing 717
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First Look: MCR3Mono Core - Rampage for MiSTer by blue1 and alanswx redd.it/eovqxn
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First Look: MCR3Mono FPGA Core - Rampage for MiSTer by blue1 and alanswx | amoore2600 youtube.com/watch?v=dxhqAโ€ฆ
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Spacemen 3 - Billy Whizz/Blue1 youtube.com/watch?v=4lH3Yโ€ฆ
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Spacemen 3 - Billy Whizz/Blue1 (1990) youtu.be/4lH3YQ1thSY
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hex-to-cterm: convert colors like #00f, #00f0ff to 21 and 51, e.g. Blue1 and Cyan1

so for some reason I needed to use cterm colors and ideally match them from existing hex colors, sounded like a pain so I made a small script to do that for me :)

here you go: https://gist.github.com/localhostdotdev/8a6ad86e190865016ab5e0bc0197ab93

data is from vim wiki: https://vim.fandom.com/wiki/Xterm256_color_names_for_console_Vim

(it's nothing crazy, just found it useful and maybe others will find it useful too)

looks correct in my limited testing:

$ hex-to-cterm '#eeeeef'
255
distance #eeeeee (238, 238, 238) #eeeeef (238, 238, 239): 1.0
$ hex-to-cterm '#00ff00'
46
distance #00ff00 (0, 255, 0) #00ff00 (0, 255, 0): 0.0
$ hex-to-cterm '#abc'
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distance #afafd7 (175, 175, 215) #abc (170, 187, 204): 17.029386365926403
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grado blue1 hum suddenly appeared

ok, so i recently put a grado blue on my harman kardon t35-c. i run it through a yamaha cr-1020 into some pioneer floor speakers (the model escapes me). sounded awesome for about two weeks, then completely out of nowhere, today i hear that dreaded grado hum. and it's not like i just noticed it - i was listening for it the day i installed it, making sure it wasn't there. it wasn't, but now it is, and it's driving me fucking nuts.

thoughts?

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Spacemen 3 - Billy Whizz/Blue1 youtube.com/watch?v=4lH3Yโ€ฆ
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Kagekiyo: Blue #1 vs White #2

Is there is significant difference in quality/performance/grind between the Kagekiyo Blue #1 and White #2 lines?

I know the blue has fancier lacquer on the handle but it is also double the price.

Any info from people who own both would be welcome!

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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