A list of puns related to "Blowjob"
>! A blowjob !<
They both have different definitions for 'BlowJob'
He got a blowjob
Blowjob
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
So my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and decided to use my penis as a microphone to do some stand-up comedy.
Her: "Welcome, welcome, to the stand-up of the century. Ask me if I'm a tree."
Me: "Are you a tree?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Don't take it personally, but I think your stand-up is a bit hard to swallow."
She stopped and I got blue balls because of this, but hell it was worth it.
Driving through the car wash with my dad. Leaving slowly through the rapid dry. Dad turns to me and says "Now that's a blowjob."
So sometimes I help my dads hockey team out when they're short on players and always leave with new material. They were getting on one guy for thinking about getting married and how it's a horrible idea.
Future dad: "Ya i'm in the process of finding some rings that she may like"
Dad: "Well you gotta buy three rings for her. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering"
This of course leads to laughs and another topic of how blowjobs are obsolete as the marriage goes on and to hold onto the memories of seeing women naked other than your wife.
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