I still can't use it to shoot Shaw Han, bang Elsie Bae or retrieve my wife from the DCV, but at least I can suck my own dong.
Bravo Bungie, bravo. Step in the right direction. Upvotes to the left
I know once in a while there's questions regarding if this works. So here's my experience so far. :)
So I started two weeks ago taking 200MG Pygeum (Vitamin Shoppe Brand), 1200mg Super Lecithin, & 30MG Zinc. (Adding more supplements this coming week.) My goal was to increase the amount of precum I have. I've always shot average loads. But I frequently masturbate so I have no idea the amount of precum I truly produce since I cum once or twice a day sometimes.
Fast forward to two weeks later, I had been cutting back on sucking myself & masturbating. After four days of light edging & holding back what felt like the most intense orgasms I could of had I finally decided last night I would edge enough to just before orgasm.
I began with the porn of my choice & stroking just my head. Once I was rock hard I stretched for a second, took off my shirt, & began sucking my whole cock to the balls. It felt so good I was so sensitive since it had been a few days. Up & down I was shoving all seven inches into my throat, meanwhile my own balls are blinding my vision when I'm down to the base. I slip my cock out my throat and begin sucking my shaven balls until my cock is so hard it could cut diamonds. I then just slipped my cock in my throat and held it there as long as I could, just swallowing myself. I suddenly felt a twinge & stopped with my cock in my throat still. I slowly eased it out while gagging, I didn't want to cum yet. I could taste it at this point as I pulled out, I knew I had begun leaking. I was in awe just watching fluid flow out of me. I just let it pour into my hand, it was a very good amount of thick white cum, about my normal load size (small palm full). I licked it up, began playing with it, & I said to myself "Ah you fucked up & let out all the precum you had been building up, might as well just finish what you started now." So just four strokes later & my whole body began convulsing like never before. I let out every drop of cum I had, I filled my palm this time, covered my fingers, shot it on my desk, & it dripped all over my chair. I stared in shock, shit I even took out my phone for a picture I couldn't believe it. I had now came at least three or four times the normal amount I do. So naturally I licked that up too & continued to suck myself for a good three minutes. Even afterward I couldn't get the cum to stop.
So for anyone thinking of trying this. Do it. My confidence level is
... keep reading on reddit ➡Gay bros, can you suck your own cock? If yes, how did you discover you could do so or what did you do to be able to do so? If no, have you tried?
Can anyone here do it? I can, but i can only lick foreskin and i have to force it forwards with my hand, which sucks.
Is there any better way than the plow position? I can do it only in the plow position. Otherwise i'm like 20cm away lol.
I also lose boner very fast, when in the plow position, which sucks too.
Ah joy, another rant born from quatantine-induced TV watching.
So a bit of a foreword. My reaction to Teen Titans Go has always been a resounding 'eh' from the moment it debuted. It never undid the 03 cartoon from my mind with it's existence And on occasion it could have a funny joke. It never caused me the same disgust Johnny Test did. Thundercats? Well I never watched the 80s cartoon but I did like the 2011 series, short-lived though it was. But mainly that's because I appreciate any western cartoon that leans toward action. And when Thundercats Roar was announced my general reaction was 'oh, those character designs are pretty ugly. Guess I won't watch that.'
And, yeah, I feel that makes me at least a little impartial toward discussing this. No massive hateboner for TTG, no real nostalgia for Thundercats, and general apathy towards Roar when it was announced.
But geez did they manage to disappoint me, basically a nanosecond after the series made its debut: By launching it with a crossover with TTG which is a 'crossover' in the loosest way since the two casts only physically meet and interact for about two minutes. The rest of the episode? Well...
The basic summary is that the Titans find out about the existence of Thundercats Roar (as a TV show being broadcast in their world) and basically parrot a whole bunch of strawman arguments about how it ruined their childhood and badly articulate any argument or criticism people would have toward that show. And then proceed to create a petition to try and have the show cancelled (not that I disagree on the idea that petitions are generally worthless, particularly these days) and struggle to get 500 signatures. And naturally the only people they can get to sign their petition are shown to be fat, angry, spotty nerds.
Cutting edge comedy, truly. Eddie Murphy in his Raw days only wishes he could have such razor sharp wit.
But the general principal of that whole 'gag' is "lol we don't care about critics!" They care so little that they dedicated an entire episode to say how little they care. Just like how TTG itself has made... a rather long list of episodes that focus on how little they care about critics and what they have to say. It's "I'm not mad, YOU'RE MAD' distilled to its essence.
So then since their petition failed Raven uses has magic to go into the show to kill the Thundercats as characters. But naturally, since the new Thundercats are Poochie-grade radical, they get their asses stomped into the mu
... keep reading on reddit ➡Conor Friedersdorf is great and insightful as always. But, Kmele's other guest Balaji Srinivasan goes on a five minute explanation about why he and the entire west coast (specifically silicon valley) are motivated by pure science whereas everyone else is busy circle-jerking wishing they could possibly understand their 'disruptive' mindset. It is the most sickening and un-reflective narcissism I have ever had the misfortune of hearing. Enjoy this episode at your own risk.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK r/autofellatio MEMBERS
Suck off.
For those of you who haven't seen it, I'm Poppy is a YouTube channel, ostensibly comedy. In reality, I'm Poppy features an 'actress' dressed up in dumb pop eye candy, repeating the phrase 'I'm Poppy' over and over in various poses or doing various things, with the rare interlude of her talking to a mannequin. It's vapid, shallow, certainly not funny, and worst of all, critics love it. Polygon seems to be the worst offenders, but the general consensus among critics is that this worthless trash channel is a surreal comedy that's making a profound statement about pop culture or some shit.
I'll tell you what it is, Mr. Critic. You saw the inflated view numbers on her macabre videos and decided that they must be good, and you, along with everyone else, psyched yourself into thinking you were watching something of substance when in reality you're just watching eye candy stare into the camera and chant 'I'm Poppy'.
Are you able to do it? I’m really trying but some inches are missing. So, do you know any techniques how to train your self into Autofellatio?
I would love to end a really long edging streak with a ruined orgasm right into my mouth!
I didn't know I was able to do it, I was inspired by a video and surprinsignly it worked. Maybe next time I should not come in to my mouth.
>There is a young cowboy, he lives on the range
>His horse and his cattle are his only companions
The opening lines make it clear that he's lonely, and show why he might try to suck his own dick.
>And as the moon rises he sits by his fire >Thinking about women and glasses of beer
More of his loneliness, and him trying to get into the mood. Also, the "moon" rising could be his ass lifting into the air as he attempts to suck his own dick
>Goodnight you moonlight ladies >Rockabye sweet baby James
He's rocking back and forth attempting to contort himself so he can get his mouth around his dick.
>Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
He's gotten bruised in several of his attempts.
>Won't you let me go down in my dreams
Whoomp! There it is!
>With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go
Despite some progress, the distance between his mouth and his member is still daunting.
