Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldn’t remember and he didn’t make it.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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My dad passed away while looking at my mom

At his service I walked up to the mic, "I feel compelled to complete my dad's final joke: My dad died while looking at my mom and I am sure dad would have said 'If looks could kill.'"

They were talking and he just slumped over and died. They believe he had a clot and it just block his blood to his brain. My dad's nick name was Mr Jokester.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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What's a vampires favourite dessert accompaniment?

Blood clotted cream

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