What do I do when my ice house falls apart?

Igloo it back together again.

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I drove by Legoland. People were lined up for blocks.
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Wife said she has wood glue on her forehead and couldn't get it off.

I looked at her and said, "That's because you're a blockhead."

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I Get My Sense of Humor from My Dad - He Told Me to Put it Here

My mom was telling a story about how she was kicking butt at work - as usual. Something about business politics and getting one over on some blockheads trying to undermine her. Dad speaks up, laughing.

"I can just envision them sitting there - crossing their eyes -"

I had to speak up.

"And dotting their t's?"

He couldn't stop laughing.

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