I had a dog that was really good at volleyball.

I named him Spike.

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My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.

No word yet.

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👤︎ u/garyfire
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Although my 3 year old enjoys "helping daddy" when I'm in the garage messing around with my old Chevy, I won't let him "help" when I'm working on the Corvette...

The kid just doesn't have the necessary fine motor skills...

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No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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👤︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.

They're too gamey.

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👤︎ u/YDAQ
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What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?
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👤︎ u/sacca7
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My 3yr old daughter got my wife sooo good

while holding a block of cheddar like a camera

Hey mom! Say cheese!

She then flashed her silly grin


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Chicken Wings

In response to /u/rsocfan getting Reddit banned in Russia, the following conversation ensued:

> This is an impressive mark to have left on history. I mean, some people cause 48-car pileups on the high way, you get an entire site blocked from an entire country.

> I make chicken wings all day.

-/u/backstagecoffee

>chicken wings

> Your contribution is also important. How else would chickens fly?

-/u/stovenn

Link to the thread containing /u/stovenn's joke

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