Bitcoins Puns

A list of puns related to "Bitcoins"

Why won’t superman invest in Bitcoin?

Because his weakness is krypto

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👤︎ u/Nohpetsallowed
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you call 8 bitcoins?

A bytecoin

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👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...

That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.

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👤︎ u/Xtrendence
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...

...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

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👤︎ u/FunMathematician1
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Bitcoins are going out! Sell them all and buy...

Nybblecoins

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I have real life bitcoin
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👤︎ u/UNIPUGSAURUS
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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A boy asked his dad who invested in bitcoin for “$10 worth of bitcoin”

He said “$9.67 what do you need $10.47 for”

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👤︎ u/panic_at_everything
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Anyone want a bitcoin?

https://i.imgur.com/Gwzwor8.png

EDIT: Sorry, typo...I meant a bit coin...

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👤︎ u/misterchief117
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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A friend of mine with no hair invested in bitcoin yesterday.

I said to him that's a bald move ...

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👤︎ u/aceman2221
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why cant bloods buy bitcoin?

Because it's crip-to currency

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👤︎ u/ostatto
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Got a Bitcoin for Christmas
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👤︎ u/bleebers
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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TIL that the Bloods once owned then destroyed 9% of the Bitcoin market in 2014

Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.

It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said “cause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”

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👤︎ u/Tinetsu
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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Is this that new Bitcoin everyone's going on about?
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👤︎ u/EarballsOfMemeland
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?

Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm? Because it’s crypto-night

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👤︎ u/jonathanbeaumont0
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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My old man mailed me to let me know that Bitcoin was dead.

With only this attached.

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👤︎ u/morganj
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad

...for 10 dollars. The dad replied,"$9.67? Why would you need $10.32 for?"

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👤︎ u/AYKW
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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