What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoragexxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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What is Jeff Bezos’ favorite board game?

Monopoly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1401rivasjakara
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Do you know why Jeff Bezos is one of the richest people in the world?

Because fortune favors the bald

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiters42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Nearly 3,000 people in Rotterdam plan to throw rotten eggs at Jeff Bezos' superyacht.

Great idea.

Getting underpaid people to clean up his mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncreativeNoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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Jeff Bezos may be richer than all of us

But he still puts his pyjamazon one leg at a time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scott3845
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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Apparently being so wealthy has made Jeff Bezos ill.

He’s caught affluenza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisTimeIChoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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What do you get when you cross Jeff Bezos and Les Claypool?

Amazon Primus

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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How does Jeff Bezos sleep?

with the pijamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magazine_Ill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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When Bezos retires one day he'll be past his prime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KakashiKage021
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

He needed more space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2021
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After his divorce, Jeffrey Bezos needed a little bit of space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManifestedLuck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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Geeze, I just heard Bezos already built a fancy restaurant on the moon.

He just got his first review; great food, no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scott3845
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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What do you call the one who hates Jeff Bezos but shops heavily on Amazon?

Everyone

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Jeff Bezos: Let’s Go to Space!

Space: A new Challenger has appeared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecretBaklavas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...

It's too bad.

He was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, how did he become a millionaire?

He got a divorce.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?

He didn't have his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nthensome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?

Unless he has his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What does Jeff Bezos wear on his yacht?

An Amathong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Dammit Bezos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickwithtylenol
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

or with pajamazon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?

Genie: Not sure exactly.

Me: Give me a ballpark figure.

...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What does Jeff Bezos do before going to bed ?

Put his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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What does jeff bezos do before bed?

He puts his pyjamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoopychillz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos do before bed?

He puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtconner76
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?

Quit while he was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to bed?

He puts his pyjamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPudding
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What does Jeff Bezos always do before he goes to bed ?

Puts his pajamazon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

His marriage was unionized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DO_doc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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How does Jeff Bezos sleep?

with his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtmemma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Jeff Bezos can't sleep

until he puts his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What is the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed?

He puts his Pajamazon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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