Do you know how ber I am?

sober

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calpoop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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Ash ketchum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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*covers face with sheets*

FiBEr OPtiCks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you do when you miss the ferry?

Call a canoe-ber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmarket
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Color Pun Riddles

Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?

A: Call the plumber.


Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?

A: Go to the fuchsia box.


Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?

A: Make them do limeout.


Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.


(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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