Ben Hur Puns

A list of puns related to "Ben Hur"

Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?

Because of all the columns and rows!

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👤︎ u/mehatch
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Old guy at the barbershop: "Is that Ben-Hur playing on the the TV?"

"Yep."

"What ever hastened to Ben-Him?"

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👤︎ u/funk_your_face
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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My dad has a great idea for a sequel to Ben Hur

He calls it "Ben Hur 2: Ben Hur, Done That"

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👤︎ u/contraaa
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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What did the Roman say when he got Deja vu?

"I feel like I've ben hur before."

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👤︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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