Behooves Puns

A list of puns related to "Behooves"

If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids

then it behooves you to become a centaur.

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👤︎ u/twitchard
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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Theese unstable horse puns
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👤︎ u/unoriginal_duck
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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If I turned into a horse

My head and neck hair would be my mane concern

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👤︎ u/Bobaex
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/timmy6169
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose......

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👤︎ u/Tristanator5100
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?

Fake Moos.

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👤︎ u/esthor
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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I was attacked by tiny bees

The experience was belittling.

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👤︎ u/themannamedme
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because he felt behooved to.

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👤︎ u/PettyPlatypus
📅︎ May 21 2016
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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